Best 1 A. A. Gill Quotes
The problem with a man
bag is that it’s called a man bag.
A. A. Gill
Best 2 A. A. Gill Quotes
Have you noticed that almost all the change in the
world goes to women? When was the last time
you had a five pence piece? Exactly. In a Christmas
pudding. All the rest of it is in women’s handbags.
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Best 3 A. A. Gill Quotes
You see, the problem with Dave Cameron is that
people know who he is. The less people know
about him, the more he’s likely to get re-elected.
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Best 4 A. A. Gill Quotes
Learning Jimmy Carr riffs off by heart is not
the way to anyone’s heart, unless you’re
Jimmy Carr. And remember, the two most
attractive things in a man is a sense of danger
and being able to make a girl feel really safe.
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Best 5 A. A. Gill Quotes
I don’t know if English is the only language
where some expressions only and solely mean
the opposite of what they say but
we do have an awful lot of them.
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Best 6 A. A. Gill Quotes
The more there is on offer,
the more you don’t want.
Fifty options of cereal does not hone
an epicurean expertise in the finer
points of puffed rice, it murders appetite.
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Best 7 A. A. Gill Quotes
Boredom is not a thing. It’s not a feeling
or a condition. It is the absence of feelings,
things and conditions.
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Best 8 A. A. Gill Quotes
People collect boredom, they hoard it,
they wallow in it, hoping that one day
it’ll be of interest and become an
effete ennui. Let me tell you, it doesn’t.
A. A. Gill
