Best 1 A. A. Gill Quotes
Bald isn’t like being ethnic or disabled.
Everyone can and will make jokes about
it and expect you to laugh good-naturedly,
which you will.
A. A. Gill
Best 2 A. A. Gill Quotes
I tell you, once a girl’s got a dose of novels
she’s a pushover for iambic pentameter.
A. A. Gill
Best 3 A. A. Gill Quotes
There are five great ages of man – five moments
when you need to reevaluate everything, clear out
the cupboard and the wardrobe, and most importantly,
your head. They are 13, 20, 30, 40 and 60.
All men need to know this.
A. A. Gill
Best 4 A. A. Gill Quotes
No 13-year-old or over should ever be seen in trousers
that finish above the ankle. It doesn’t matter
how good your legs are, or if you’re on a beach
in Bermuda where they invented the things.
A. A. Gill
Best 5 A. A. Gill Quotes
Everyone has to go to a funeral at some time
and you need to be dark and sombre,
and in a black tie.
A. A. Gill
